Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 07, 2013
May 06, 2013
May 08, 2013
Transcript:
After nearly drowning, Rip wakes up in a jungle hut! Rip: You can tell I'm getting old, an arrow to the shoulder never hurt this much before. Lady: Try having 12 children, then talk to me about pain, Haole. Rip: I had a friend with me... where - Lady: It was just you and your chin when we found you. Rip: Who lives in that palace? Lady: We are forbidden to speak about that. But if you follow my twitter account, I can DM you the info!
My wife used to say that men would only know true pain once we had squirted a 10 pound ham out our butts…