Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 07, 2013
May 06, 2013
May 08, 2013
Transcript:
After nearly drowning, Rip wakes up in a jungle hut! Rip: You can tell I'm getting old, an arrow to the shoulder never hurt this much before. Lady: Try having 12 children, then talk to me about pain, Haole. Rip: I had a friend with me... where - Lady: It was just you and your chin when we found you. Rip: Who lives in that palace? Lady: We are forbidden to speak about that. But if you follow my twitter account, I can DM you the info!
johnrussco over 11 years ago
what happened?
Kali39 over 11 years ago
Haole? Rip’s in Hawaii?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
I’ve tried translating “Haole” using the IM translator, but it translates nothing!
ajr58 over 11 years ago
Haole (pron.: /ˈhaʊliː/; Hawaiian [ˈhɔule]), in the Hawaiian language, is generally used to refer to an individual that fits one (or more) of the following: “White person, American, Englishman, Caucasian; American, English; formerly, any foreigner; foreign, introduced, of foreign origin, as plants, pigs, chickens”.1 The origins of the word predate the 1778 arrival of Captain James Cook (which is the generally accepted date of first contact with westerners), as recorded in several chants stemming from antiquity.
mntim over 11 years ago
Would the pain of Rip’s life experiences equal the pain of having twelve kids? Good question.
malpot over 11 years ago
I could give her that the pain of the 1st kid would be an unknown beforehand. And my wife certainly felt some pain.
The 2nd kid, well sometimes you just can’t help those ;-) But things were easier!
The 3rd kid, well she should start taking some responsibility for her choice to continue bringing on the pain, and the baby path has been cleared so the pain should be much less.
By the 12th kid she could have stopped having kids a long time ago, and the path is now officially a freeway so there should be no pain or trouble anymore.
malpot over 11 years ago
Now those arrows… They keep causing all sorts of new problems each and every time.
lecrenb over 11 years ago
My wife used to say that men would only know true pain once we had squirted a 10 pound ham out our butts…
lecrenb over 11 years ago
TNT must have found the snausages stash back on the boat…
SkyFisher over 11 years ago
The setting looks like a 1940’s jungle movie.The dialogue sounds like a 2010’s suburb.LOVE IT!
mntim over 11 years ago
The pain of childbirth does not end with childbirth. It lasts until you finish paying for college.
gcarlson over 11 years ago
A friend from Iowa married a Filipino. The host of a show they went to in Hawaii said their children would be Haolepinos.
Ushindi over 11 years ago
I had two kids – didn’t hurt a bit. Can’t speak for my ex, of course.