Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 19, 2013
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Transcript:
Rip Haywire Rip: So mom ran off and bounced from place to place... (sniffle) Steve: Sh-she was gone for good? Nobody is that cruel! I thought mom was gone for good until I got a knock on my window late one night. Mom: Hey, soldier - I need a top hand for a mission- you game? I was embarrassed to admit I missed the old life - like admitting I still liked white lion's "when the children cry." Mom: I-uh-brought you your AK-47. Rip: I'm in! Mom: No time for feelings, Rip - they're trained most of that out of me anyway - Rip: Lucky! - I-I noticed you're wearing that gun oil I bought you for Christmas.
Actually while this is funny it is also rather sad. Starting to understand why he sticks with Cobra even though she is likely to dump him at the slightest dollar sign.