Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 11, 2013
June 10, 2013
June 12, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: I'm sorry to bother you about Cobra, Breezy. It's just that there's nothing to blow up right now! Breezy: Oh. It's ok, Rip, I like listening to your voice. Rip: People always said I was crazy for loving a treacherous sociopath! But what else could I do? Get a minivan and move to the suburbs? I swear, I'll never fall in love again. Breezy: You know what, I actually hate your voice. Too deep and strapping.
Frankly, I’m beginning to think Breezy is too good for Rip! She deserves better! How about discovering Rip has a twin who looks like him, and Breezy marries him, like in Preston Sturges’ THE PALM BEACH STORY? (If you haven’t had the joy of this hilarious yet romantic screwball comedy, and you have TCM, do watch it on Saturday night on The Essentials!)