Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 28, 2013
Transcript:
Breezy: The tiki's real power is granting wishes? Rip: Gimme! I can wish for Cobra to be in love with me again! What? Breezy: Oh, nothin', you just never struck me as the hapless loser type. My mama always told me that real men don't use magic to win love! Rip: Your mom never met Cobra. Gimme! Breezy: Yikes! 75% of magic-based marriages end in divorce, Rip! Think about it! Ka-zip!
She should be happy, Rip is finally chasing her!