Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 04, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire Rip and TNT are captured on a mission and forced to talk! Rip tells a story about his mother... Rip: So, this Longbeard pirate sends his goons to snuff a little cute kid... me... I was an adorable kid by the way. The echo inside that tunnel told me loud and clear mom was in trouble. I had to move fast if I was to get the "ghost compass" before that goon caught up with me. Inside the chamber, there were skeletons of those who came before me, and never made it. If I didn't want to wind up like them I had to think fast! Goon: This job was a mistake. My allergies are killing me! What are you laughing at, bonesy?!? Bang!
I think that should have been a KA-BANG!!!!