Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 12, 2013

Transcript:

Cobra Carson: Breezy, we can either take the fat villain to the magic idol, or they'll kill you. It's your call, really! Breezy: You're the coniving sociopath! Can't you scheme our way out of this? Or does a handsome man have to be involved? Rip Haywire: Well, it looks like Tahiti Jones captured Cobra and Breezy, but at least they didn't kill each other! Hey, if Tahiti Jones is here, TNT must be close by. Tahini Jones: I'll just follow the whining... TNT: Seriously, stop rationing my snausages and just leave me the box.