Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 14, 2013

Transcript:

Cobra Carson: Breezy, just tell us where the wishing tiki is, and no red curls will be injured. Breezy: Pbthppt! Cobra Carson: Don't you realize these goons have ways of making you talk? Breezy: Oh really? I can take anything you can dish out, you weird eyed Burl Ives wannabe! I said that your handsome beard and eyes could give a girl hives! What'd you hear?