Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 19, 2013
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Transcript:
Fengshui Kelly: Mr. Haywire, I have a proposition for you. I am hosting a very high stakes poker tournament. I need a skilled, super foxy pilot to fly guests to my yacht for the games. Also, a man like yourself may come in handy... with this much money on the table, anything could happen. I understand there is a Pirate Queen nearby. I hear she is as beautiful as she is deadly/. Breezy: A flat-haired as she is deadly, maybe! You need to check your sources, Feng!
Can anyone hiss “Catfight!” five times?(The aforementioned event between Breezy and Cobra will probably happen in five days, excluding Sunday.) I would say Ka-Snap! as Breezy is making fun of her sexy rival.