Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 11, 2013

Transcript:

Rip Haywire: Feng, you're not dead! Feng Shui Kelly: No, Rip, years of Kung-Fu training have made my body armored fortress. Rip Haywire: That and the Kevlar vest with armor plates. Feng Shui Kelly: It's so light I forgot I was wearing it. Just like the ad says! Breezy: Well, why the heck did you play dead. Feng?! Feng Shui Kelly: The man in the turban who accused Cobra of murdering me... And told you he was my most trusted adviser! He is my murderer! Rip Haywire: I knew it! His pencil-thin mustache screamed "villain"