Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 21, 2013
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Transcript:
Cobra Carson: So let me get this straight: the guy who tried to kill Feng Shui Kelly is a yeti? Is that like an evil Jedi? Rip Haywire: You may smell like a yeti, but you don't look like one. What's the deal? Cobra Carson: I'm just a seasick tourist, honest! Let me go! Rip Haywire: No dice! Feng told me you were the one who tried to kill him! Why'd you do it? Cobra Carson: He... he is not dead? Rip Haywire: No, but you came close, sister. Monster: Great, now I have to get my fur all bloody again. That stuff really doesn't want to come off!
that is pretty funny and totally was not what I intended but still pretty funny