Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 27, 2013

Transcript:

Rip Haywire: Coover! I've been hoping to see your back bacon again- YIPE! Coover: Dance, my marionette! Truly ze puppetry is a lozt art! Strap the device on her ultra zexy neck! Cobra Carson: What're you doing to me? Coover: It's a bomb which will explode in Cinq minutes- unless you tell us where you are hiding the ghost compass! Cobra Carson: Whoa-ho-ho! Rip Haywire: Wait! Ow! What happened to promising not to stab me in the back? Cobra Carson: Seriously, Haywire! You're going to call me on that now?!? Ok, fine! You know what, blow me up! Better that than break my promise to Mr. Difficult. Here! Rip Haywire: Forget it, now you're just trying to humor me.