Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 04, 2013
November 03, 2013
November 05, 2013
Transcript:
TNT: Where are you running off to so early, Ripster? Rip Haywire: I've got a gig ferrying the mayor of pineapple springs across the island. TNT: I'm in! This is the safest job I've ever seen you take. Rip Haywire: Well, he's a politician, so maybe we'll get lucky and there'll be an assassination attempt. Hey't, what's the deal, are we delivering dinner for the mayor? Man: This is the mayor. Allow me to introduce Mayor Porkfatington the III Mayor: Ree-ree
maybe we should run the pig for president. he would in all likely hood do a much better job.