Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 07, 2013

Transcript:

TNT: Rip, we've got to fix this boat or we're going to be shark mush! Rip Haywire: If we can't fix the boat, we're going to have to swim for it! You all brought your aqua socks, right? Man: Ree-ha! Ha! Ree! Man: Mayor Porkfatington still believes the best policy is to add more water, Mr. Haywire. Rip Haywire: But... Mayor: Reee-ree!! Man: More, Mr. Haywire, Mayor Porkfatington is positive the boat is almost ready to float again!