Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 12, 2013
Transcript:
Breezy: Did I just hear Rip say he loves both Cobra and me, but the only way to be happy is if one of us is dead!? Television: Yes, you heard me right! I'm in love with two women... the only way to choose one is... murder! TNT: I can't get over how much this actor sounds like Rip. Cobra Carson: Rip's light is still on... I'm bored... think I'll drop in for some amour. Breezy, have you flipped that redheaded brain of yours? Breezy: Come with me if you want to live!
Two hot chicks. Who needs Rip?