Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 17, 2013
Transcript:
Coover: How iz it that I do not hear a zip boom bah? Most bombs make a gooey kablooey, our? Clyde: Y-you wanted me to actually put a real bomb on that sweet señorita? Coover: Get real, Clyde! Remember that tete a tete we had about mercenary being delivered from merciless? Clyde: Hey, I said I don't blow up chicks heads in the job interview. This shouldn't come as a surprise, ok? After we get paid, I think I'll just go my separate way I have a code of hon- Coover: Blah-blah-blah this is our floor. Rip Haywire: Goin' down!
And a fine ka-schtick it is!