Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 13, 2014

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Man: C'mon Sheriff. I told you why the highwayman kidnapped Flapjack! Now at least get me a Fresca! Rip Haywire: You'll get an RC Cola and you'll like it, Bub! Cobra Carson: The Highwayman, I thought Wayon died! Did they make him a hologram? Rip Haywire: He' just another bad guy. One I'm trying to schedule a meeting with! Man: Hey, lawman! The highwayman said yes to meeting you, but no to picking up the tab at Olive Garden. Rip Haywire: Fine, I'll pay, but he can only order salad and breadsticks. No wine!