Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 18, 2014
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Transcript:
Listen up, Beardy! what the heck were you doing pulling a "127 hours" in that canyon"? He tried to kill me! Rip Haywire: Can you tell us anything about your attacker? Man: He has a sharp knife and likes to stab strangers! That's all I've got! If it wasn't for my smoking' hot knight-ess in shining armor, I'd be a coyote breakfast burrito! Breezy: Tee-hee! Rip Haywire: Tee-hee? Uncle Spur: Watch it, boy, she's always liked strays... which explains you. Rip Haywire: Quiet! Or I'll yank your mustache off from the inside.
NICE! These comments really make my day, Haywire Hooligans! And sorry about the Ka-Coffee splats on the keyboard…Rip Haywire is a dangerous man of comics in many ways.