Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 10, 2014

Transcript:

Rip Haywire: The highwayman is planning to use the old rail system to get your gold out of starlight! Spur: Good luck! Those trains are in worse shape than Amtrak! The earthquake that closed off Elk Canyon did a number on the rail bridge! It's got more cracks than a nudist convention! Even the Highwayman isn't dumb enough to try that bridge! It's weaker than stucky's hot wings! Rip Haywire: Have you seen his hat? I think you can kiss your gold goodbye. Spur: I did, every time I visited the bank.