Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 29, 2014

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Man: Spur, this new product will revolutionize your gross food business! In a recent poll, when asked if they prefered real food to Ingredient X... Col. Sanders, The Big Mac police officer guy and the noid said they dug Ingredient X! Spur: Oooo! Experts! Man: Now, would you want that in "pink Slime" or "rendered hog fat" flavor? Spur: Both! Both!