Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 15, 2014
May 14, 2014
May 16, 2014
Transcript:
Breezy: Do you think Rip will be able to get through the cursed woods to get the cure? It's almost bikini season and I need to be ready! Woman: If he can face fears, he'll make it through the forest of nagging hallucinations. Rip Haywire: Mist fight against... fears! Cobra Carson: You're never right! Breezy: Not the best... Cobra Carson: Worst boyfriend... ever... Breezy: I'm proud of you for asking directions. Jonah Hill is starring in a "Walker: Texas Ranger" reboot! Voice: Nooooooooo! Sign: Welcome to Blood curdlin' mountain
Maybe he sees Chuck Norris as a cross dresser. Dang, I scared myself with that one.