Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 17, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Stupid mountain lion pretending to be my ex-girlfriend! Oh, man, I'm back in mercenary prep school! Naked! And I forgot to bring my AK-47! Breezy: I can't listen to his screams anymore! Rip Haywire: Oh, the humanity! Woman: I can! We don't get cable up here.
Why do I have the feeling he’s been through this before?