Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 30, 2014

Transcript:

The Cat Woman: People! Don't listen to Rip Haywire lies! He has no insurance policy for you! Shoot him! Rip Haywire: Do too! The Cat Woman: And besides, you know what insurance companies are like! You'd never see that money! I will tell everyone your secrets! You will have no choice but to slink away in shame... Rip Haywire: With $100 grand apiece, you could build your own hiding place! The Cat Woman: Shut up! Voice 1: I'd tell my secrets for payola! Voice 2: I'd tell your secrets for money, too, Earl!