Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 02, 2014
July 01, 2014
July 03, 2014
Transcript:
The Cat Lady: Rip Haywire has escaped me again! Find him before het warts my plans! Cobra Carson: Are you seriously going to let that cat-fancying hag get away with murder? Spur: If we don't, she'll give away our secrets like a mayor who gives away valuable land in exchange for pancake breakfasts! Cobra Carson: You're the mayor. Spur: Just a metaphor! A very yummy metaphor!
And Cobra paid that mayor to replace Haywire as Sheriff with her idiot boyfriend.