Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 11, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Well, everyone in town spilled their guts about their darkest, chewiest secrets! Breezy: And the Cat Lady lost all the leverage she had over the town... Spur: Wha...? Rip Haywire: Oops. I forgot... everyone take out your earplugs! Good gravy, TNT! What happened to you?! TNT: I forgot to put my earplugs in... bacon... whiskey... to stop the nightmares...
As Jack Nicholson once said, “You can’t handle the truth!”