Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 18, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Maddog Ironguts! You look worse than Nic Cage without makeup! What happened? Did some mad scientist experiment on you? Did you accidentally run over a fortune-teller's kid? Man: Worse, boy! Much worse! I met a girl and fell in love! Rip Haywire: Noooo! Wait, what?
I wonder..Was the girl a witch?