Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 20, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire and the Curse of Tangaroa! Graphic Novel Narrator: Dawn in Van Coover's camp! Coover: We're not playing ze game of life with you, mon amie. Last night two of my men went missing which geez hard, az they're huge. Cobra Carson: Rip! I never left my prison, Van. Coover: Move it! You're going to take me to that Dohickey now and if there's any trouble... we'll I'll kill you anyway. Cobra Carson: I've got to make my stand now! I can't let Coover get me into the jungle, or I'm one dead snake. I'm not taking you to the device! So you can shoot me now you... you pepe le jerk! Coover: Your Americeen cartoon references are lost on me! Get up! Let's rumba! Cobra Carson: All right! All right! Don't have a hissy fit!
that is no way to hit on girls!