Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 26, 2014
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Shark! We don't have a choice! We need to abandon ship! Rip Haywire: I'll have to distract it with my juicy body while you two sim like H-E double-hockey sticks to shore! Cobra Carson: Beat the snot out of 'em Rip! Rip Haywire: Swim for yer lives! TNT: I'll paddle as fast as these puppy paws will allow! Rip Haywire: Sweet sharky mcshark bait! I'm sticking to just tub water from now on!
I must have missed a Sunday; last I knew the bad french man shot his partner to attract the sharks. What did Rip do to ignite the boat?