Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 06, 2014
November 05, 2014
November 07, 2014
Transcript:
Doctor: The job is the most dangerous thing any man has ever attempted... Rip Haywire: Sounds exciting! What's the pay? Doctor: The job pays $5 million to your family... when your body is returned. Rip Haywire: Wait, body? You mean me... Ripcord Haywire, right? Doctor: There's a 99.9% chance your last words will be "AIIIEEEEE!" or "MOMMY!" Man 2: Full disclosure... we just don't think you're going to make it back... alive! Rip Haywire: You guys are really selling the fun... what's the downside?
Not the sharpest tool in the shed is he.