Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 02, 2014
December 01, 2014
December 03, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: So, we retrieved the $100 million, but I left it with Cobra to chase after the highwayman... Narrator: Rip recaps his past adventure. Rip Haywire: Cobra valiantly stayed behind to guard the money... somehow fake front snuck up behind the most cunning... vixen... she suckered me again, didn't she? Dutch Haywire: That dame would watch "Love Actually" before letting that much money go! TNT: She thought "Jaws" was a romantic comedy.
Linda Solomon almost 10 years ago
Not Love Actually! Has the woman no standards whatsoever when it comes to money?!?
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Wait…Jaws wasn’t a comedy?
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
And that is why I’m on #TeamBreezy.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
That’s our Cobra. Once a poisonous snake…
imbaldeagle almost 10 years ago
Was Jaws the inspiration for the phrase, “Jump the shark”? No, that’s really a Happy Days incident. The Fonz: Heyyy!
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
Oh, Rip won’t you ever learn when it comes to Cobra?
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
Ka-Sucka’d! Again…
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
And to think Cobra is on her way back. OK, here’s the plan…When she gets here, break the news to her about the marriage and the pregnancy. Hopefully, that will make her KA-Faint long enough to slap the cuffs on her.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
…and “Nightmare on Elm Street” is a chick-flick.