Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 22, 2014
Transcript:
Narrator: In a hospital bed clinging to life's adjustable mattress... Cobra is visited by the ghost of Christmas past... Cobra Carson: Gaaah! Go 'way spirit! TNT: Nuh uh. No Cobra, not 'til you dealt with how you treat Rip Haywire... Spirit, I've learned something from that vision! I looked really good in that dress. TNT: I bet the tooth fairy doesn't have to put up with this.
Rod Gonzalez almost 10 years ago
????
So, is Cobra going through the whole “Christmas Carol” bit?
Sure seems like it to me.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
Agreed. And it may take a very mean Ghost of Christmas Future to save her. Do you think the third ghost will be Breezy, Rip’s mom, or Goldie(Rip’s ex-fiancé)? I’m no detective, but a twist may be coming at the end of all of this.
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 10 years ago
Fairy puppies, tigers and Cobra…oh my!
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
TNT as a fairy? What are you implying, Dan?Happy Solstice to all haywire hooligans and Ripsters! Plus a happy whatever-holiday-you-observe this season,Vacation calls, so I’ll see you on the far side of next week.
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
I am loving where this storyline is going, Dan! Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah and Happy New Year to you and my fellow readers! I’d include Kwanzaa but not even Kwanzaabot knows what that is…
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
I am going to bet that since TNT was the past then Breezy is going to be the present and and the expectant bundle of joy will be the future.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
that’s the spirit
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Getting Cobra to change? You would have better luck pulling teeth.But, I guess this is a good way to stall for time. Rodeo’s still KA-Hopping to it, isn’t he?
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
And when the Ghost of Christmas Present comes, she’ll learn that she looks good in that hospital gown, too.
Badeyes almost 10 years ago
OMG I can’t believe we didn’t suspect something like this. We’re all “Nooo! You can’t take Cobra away!”Nice one Dan.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Let’s see… Christmas Past – TNT, so I’m thinking……Christmas Present – BreezyChristmas Future – RJ (more grown-up)
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Well…, it’s safe to say no tigers were killed.
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
Ha! Cobra is just the gal who’d be more interested in how she looked! Swell riff on A CHRISTMAS CAROL, Dan! :-D
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
Ha! Cobra is just the gal who’d be more interested in how she looked! Swell riff on A CHRISTMAS CAROL, Dan! :-D