Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 10, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Wait! I wasn't beating up your Mom. It was the villain Mrs. Fake Front in disguise! Breezy: Wha? Rip Haywire: It's true! She pretended to be your Mommy so that she could snuff me out! Breezy: It makes sense because obviously you would have loved my real Mom! Rip Haywire: Obviously! Narrator: Meanwhile... Breezy's Mother: Oh, Frank... giggle... giggle... so nice of you to offer me a lift. Frank Finkle: Uh...sure...heh-heh. Say, is that a gun you're jamming in my ribs or are you just happy to see me?
The Fake Fronts are such good masters of disguise even Zartan would be impressed…. Ah my youth