Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 13, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Haywire! Rodeo Jones: Rip, it's Rodeo. I just got shot at by Frank Finkle and Breezy's Mother! Did the pod people finally take over? Rip Haywire: Where are you? Rodeo Jones: I followed them to the old textile mill... either it's a classic supervillain hole-up or they needed to scrap nylon! Rip Haywire: Rodeo, do not approach them... that's not Breezy's Mom... it's Mrs. Fake Front! Rodeo Jones: F-Fake front!? That disgusting creep had a wife? Before I met Cobra, I couldn't get a date for two years!
Those two little spots in Rip’s window, are they a mistake, or is Rip’s car Haunted..\\//_