Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 17, 2015

Transcript:

Rip Haywire: Breezy, it's Rip! Did you get hold of your real Mom? Breezy: Yes, she's fine, thank goodness. She'll be visiting soon. Where are you? Rip Haywire: I'm about to enter an old mill to catch the woman who disguised herself as your Mom in order to kill me! Oh, and I'm Sheriff of starlight again. Breezy: Good. I thought you looked dreamy in that uniform. TNT: Uniform? Did Rip finally get a mall cop job? Breezy: TNT, be quiet, Rip is Sheriff again. TNT: Sweet Lordy, Lord! Noooooooooooo! Rip Haywire: It figures this is the only abandoned mill in the county with crystal clear cell reception.