Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 19, 2015
January 18, 2015
January 20, 2015
Transcript:
Frank Finkle: Listen, huh' bunch, kidnappin' me and hidin' from the law isn't going to change the nutty mistake your daughter made marrying Rip Haystacker. Howzabout we just hit Red Lobster? Mrs. Fake Front: Silence! I am Mrs. Fake Front, super spy agent for skull! ...don't make me end your miserable life! Frank Finkle: Well, the cheddar biscuits are to die for. Mrs. Fake Front: I admit, they are delightful.
Chrisdiaz801 almost 10 years ago
Without her mask, Mrs. FF looks like a man.
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Forget the cheddar biscuits. It looks like she’s been eating HAGgis.
joegeethree almost 10 years ago
They are!
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 10 years ago
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
That’s Sheriff Rip Haystinker to you, Finkle!
CYGNUS X1 almost 10 years ago
This conjures up that scene from the old phantom of the opera movie. You know, when girl pulls off the mask.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa3bHKWZoJg
bornfree99 almost 10 years ago
thats why never trust the looks of a woman with an inch thick makeup
bornfree99 almost 10 years ago
thats why never trust the looks of a woman with an inch thick makeup
Fuddy Duddy almost 10 years ago
Am I seeing a new pal for our hero? Finkle TALKS his way out of trouble?
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
Don’t be too sure, they aren’t tying into the king crab legs yet…
ColonelClaus almost 10 years ago
Dang! That woman is Martian Butt Ugly!
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
Ditch the “babe”, dude — she’s a MAN, man! (And an a SKULL villain, to-boot!)
StoicLion1973 almost 10 years ago
It’s Manfreda Face’s ugly cousin!
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Finkle: Wait… Haystinker is the SHERIFF now?SWEET LORDY, LORD! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Hmm, thought it would have been interesting if Rip had been wrong. Of course, we already know he wasn’t because Breezy called her mother afterwards and said she was fine. She also thinks that her real mother would like Rip. Poor deluded souls… :-)