Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 11, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Our daring escape has been blocked by goons! Stop, drop and roll, kid... While I... Clear the road.... of traffic. Get behind me. Woman: Those were the best goons on the island! Wh-who are you? Rip Haywire: Name's Haywire. And in my line of work, that's called "light roughhousing."
I thought it was called “early morning cardio.” Go figure…