Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 17, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Tahiti, we kidnapped you because you're killing the people of Pineapple Island with your greedy hold on their food supply. Tahiti Jones: I leave all that stuff to my second in command, Mr. Jenga! He told me that he was selling food at only 2 percent over whole foods' prices! I'm no monster! I would never price-gouge the people who produced my wonderful girlfriend here! Cobra Carson: Are you tearing up? Man, love has wimped you up good, Haywire. Rip Haywire: It's not that! I'm just allergic to peaceful reconciliation!
I hope the next strip or later will have a panel that will have Cobra’s foot step on a pedal.