Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 09, 2015
March 08, 2015
March 10, 2015
Transcript:
TNT: Rip, as your faithful sidekick in violent adventure, I deserve more respect. I demand to be treated as your equal! Rip Haywire: Perfect. Here's the "you know what" scooper, TNT. TNT: I never want to be that equal.
I remember a documentary one time about dogs and their people. I forget the name of it, but it had a scene at a dog park. A dog had just done its business, and the owner used a bag to scoop it up and dispose of it in an assigned waste bin.…The narrator said that the dog doesn’t understand why his owner would do that. Animals use their urine and feces to mark their territories. When we humans pick up after them, they consider it an act of vandalism.