Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2015
March 17, 2015
March 19, 2015
Transcript:
Breezy: How was your day, Rip? Rip Haywire: Awful. I had to take an entrance exam for the fire department. Breezy: Well, unless every answer was C and then A... yes, I flunked it. Narrator: Meanwhile... Man: Hey chief Finkle fainted! Man 2: What's that he's clutching in his hand? Man 3: Some candidate named Haywire got a perfect score on his test.
Odd. A man who jumps out of helicopters for a living wears his seat belt in the car.