Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 26, 2015
Transcript:
Voice: Rip, the trapped Hiker's in a remote, inaccessible spot! You'll have to take a drop line down, and then descent a slope or two. Now, listen, Rip, you've got better odds of winning the lotto while being struck by lightening than surviving this rescue... If you're having reservations, let me know and we'll call it off... Man 2: Chief, he jumped out the window right after you said "Drop Line"
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hey Rip, drop line is a noun, not a verb.
Linda Solomon over 9 years ago
Breezy should be flying that chopper!
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
In her condition, she should be nowhere near anything Rip does outside of the house.But…yeah.
Lomax9er7 over 9 years ago
Nice NOTAR…
CYGNUS X1 over 9 years ago
Ah. How touching. He had Rip at “drop line.”
johnrussco over 9 years ago
big daddy to the rescue. that’s our hero … no job too big or too small. how much dynamite will that nasty old stump require?
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 9 years ago
Drop line? I don’t need no Ka-stinkin’ drop line!
B LeCren over 9 years ago
Seems Finkle wants to keep his stump…
ColonelClaus over 9 years ago
Rip took a Helo KA-jump
1MadHat Premium Member over 9 years ago
Now THAT is the Rip Haywire we all love & remember!!!KA-JUMP!
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Now’s a good time for Finkle to buy a lottery ticket.