Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 27, 2015

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Man: HELP! Rip Haywire: Hang on, I've come to rescue you! And try not to move, you're one sneeze away from getting cleaned up from the valley floor with a mop! What the hay are you doing up here? Man: Dude, I'm a treasure hunter actually, ex-treasure hunter. I swore I'd quit if I survived! I almost went blind with terror! Here take my treasure map, for free! Rip Haywire: I do have trouble passing up bargains.