Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 10, 2015
June 09, 2015
June 11, 2015
Transcript:
Man: What'll yah have, me buckos? Cobra Carson: Hmm, I don't know... Narrator: Rip and Co. enter a "Casual American" pirate saloon to find the hideout of Fiji Jones! Arrrr! Breezy: I can't decide between the "dead men tell no tales" toasted almond or the "blow me down" Daiquiri... Man: It's happy hour. So the pirate Pina Coladas come with a souvenir glass. Breezy: Oooo! Cobra Carson: Is the Yo-Ho Harvey Wallbanger, good? Rip Haywire: Are the "Pieces of 8" boneless?
Rip looks like he needs glasses. Of course, he often squints, but here he is holding the menu very close.