Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 13, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: We've got the location of Fiji Jones' hideout. We'll leave tomorrow. Breezy: Naw! I wanna leave now! Those 2 Pina Coladas really whooped me up to do something! Set sail, me hearties! Cobra Carson: Those were virgin Pina Coladas. Rip Haywire: Well, now we know she can't drink.
I prefer the virgin strawberry daiquiri, myself.