Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 06, 2015

Transcript:

Man 1: Barkeep, I'm new in town. Gimmie your strongest Pina Colada and the whereabouts of Easy Breezy! Don Juan: Our blender is broken and I don't give out friends' addresses to ill-mannered strangers. Man 1: It's foolish bartender who withholds frozen cocktails from the Hawaiian's men. Don Juan: The Hawaiian, as in the famous assassin Hawaiian? Man 2: Quiet, Clyde! We're supposed to be keeping a low profile until we find Breezy! Man 1: Uh, I meant the other Hawaiian- the one who sells discount chopper parts to red-headed pilots! Don Juan: Gentlemen, I will allow you the courtesy of getting your story straight before I start rearranging your faces.