Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 15, 2015
July 14, 2015
July 16, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Hey, punch a little slower, will ya? Give my spleen a chance to catch its breath! Narrator: Rip is throwing down with a hit man who's after Breezy! Breezy: Rip, maybe you're no match for the Hawaiian's punch? Rip Haywire: This is no time for puns! I'm just waiting for my moment! Breezy: Is it your moment yet? Rip Haywire: Almost... uh... no I'm just trying him out like Rocky did a clubber lang.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
our hero will ……………. a………… maybe
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
He’s a hit man and an astronomer. He’s showing Rip a lot of new constellations.
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
Methinks Dan set up this entire arc to make the pun in Panel 2.
AlnicoV over 9 years ago
There was a similar situation to this in Raiders of the Lost Ark. But there’s never a convenient airplane propeller around when you need one.
Jck123 over 9 years ago
Good Rip, keep hitting his fists with your face !!!
Linda Solomon over 9 years ago
Dan, have you been taking inspiration from Stephan Pastis?
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 9 years ago
Thank you Mr.Thompson…oh how I missed a good, coffee spewing on my computer screen moment, with a punny line, like…Hawaiian punch…ppppppppppppppph! Ha ha haaaaa!
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?Sure! KA-PUNCH!Hey! That wasn’t nice at all!