Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 28, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Well, all is good. Oh, did the Hawaiian find his long-lost family? Breezy: No, apparently they lfeft him for obvious reasons... before he was a hit man, he was a corporate lawyer! He said if he ever sees you again, he will kill you slower than a "Full House" marathon! Rip Haywire: Ahh. So, all is good.
See, Rip? Every dark cloud has a silver lining. Thank you and Good Night!