Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 14, 2015
September 13, 2015
September 15, 2015
Transcript:
Man: Wait here, heathen. Narrator: Land sakes! Rip has been captured while trying to rescue a pal from rogue amish hoodlums! Woman: Psst! Rip, it's Cobra I've planned an escape for MadDog Ironguts... all you need to do is keep those goons busy while I work my magic. Voice: Let the prisoner enter the arena of your death, Rip Haywire! Rip Haywire: I'm touched, they named the arena after me. Woman: You're touched, all right.
Rogue Amish? This is clearly an alternate universe.