Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 28, 2015
Transcript:
Breezy: Rip, Molly didn't make it! Don Juan's looking at murder! Rip Haywire: Sweet Molly McFrame-up! Narrator: Rip turns private snoop to help clear his grandpappy of a crime he didn't commit! Matlock was busy. Meanwhile... Man: You've got trouble, Rip Haywire is looking into this.... Gahh. I hate that guy, he stole my girl! Narrator: Ok, back to Rip... Rip Haywire: The victim was poisoned on the lips... somebody kissed her to death. Don Juan: My lips have never broken the law, unless passion is a crime! Rip Haywire: You better hope you get an all-woman jury, Gramps.
I would advise against the “slave of passion” defense.