Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 30, 2015

Transcript:

Narrator: Rip tries to slow down a ruthless hit man who's after a little girl! Rip Haywire: Put that gun and let's fight like men with a weak grasp of logic and no impulse control! Man: Get in the car, Haywire! Rip Haywire: What? Aw, C'mon! I was looking forward to our grudge match! Man: Not this time. I've got bigger plans for you. Drive to Boston harbor. Rip Haywire: Uh. F.Y.I. It's pronounced "Hahbah" boy, do you have tourist assassin written all over you.