Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 03, 2015
December 02, 2015
December 04, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Fenway! A hit man's after the girl you hired me to... where are you? Fenway: Man down, Haywiah! Man... down... Rip Haywire: Oh, so you must know about the hit man, already. Fenway: Where am I hit, is it wicked bad? Rip Haywire: Looks like one in the leg to me. Fenway: Noooo! My candlepin bowlin' tournahment is this weekend!
I’m assuming that candlepin bowling is when they turn off the lights in the bowling alley, but it sure sounds like they set the pins on fire to help your aim.